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Jeff Werner

I'm a designer in Vancouver, Canada. I work at the Beaty Biodiversity Museum, am a director of the 221A Artist Run Centre, and a member of Fieldwork design collective. I'm an Emily Carr and University of Victoria graduate and have worked in the Philippines, Indonesia and the Netherlands. I'm a cycling advocate and race on the Garneau Evolution team.

Daily Activities, June 10, 2005 4:21 PM 4 comments

Clean Routine: Apartment

For best results follow directions in order.

Do not clean until one of the following occurs:

  1. More than two people come to visit
  2. All other procrastination tasks are exhausted
  3. Ants

Everything in its place:

  1. Move everything from desk to bed
  2. File papers in "round" folder
  3. Dishes

Dust

  1. Move dust from desk and shelves to air

Vacuum

  1. Ceiling
  2. Walls
  3. Tables
  4. Computer and stereo
  5. Plants
  6. Bed
  7. Floors
  8. Bathtub
  9. Ants

Scrub

  1. Open all windows
  2. Spray cleaner over entire bathroom, wait ten minutes, strip to underwear and don gloves and make-shift t-shirt filter mask. Scrub
  3. Spray cleaner on all doorknobs and handles. Scrub

4 comments on Clean Routine: Apartment

1. Tyler | June 10, 2005 4:53 PM

I don't clean until my building manager posts a 24 hour-to-30 day notice to enter the premises notice. She must think I am a clean person. Boy is she wrong.

And you vacuumed up your only friends, the ants. That's cold dude.

2. Kristina | June 13, 2005 7:25 PM

Haha... This is great! Vacuuming the ants is less toxic than your average ant killer.

3. cdharrison | June 15, 2005 4:56 AM

It's also helpful to flip your mattress over to give the bed bugs more air to breathe...

4. Yes, its me | June 16, 2005 5:24 AM

Who cares about that doodyboy??

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